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Built for UK hospitality operators

Hospitality calculators that pay for themselves in a shift

Free tools for GP, food cost, drink costing, VAT, menu pricing and day-to-day trade decisions — for restaurant, bar, pub, café and street food operators.

Restaurants · Bars · Pubs · Cafés · Street food · Event venues

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Live example · GP calculator

Dish cost £4.20 · sells for £14 =

Selling price£14.00
Ingredient cost£4.20
GP %70.0%
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VAT Calculator

Add or remove UK VAT from any amount.

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Reverse VAT Calculator

Work out the net amount from a VAT-inclusive total.

Business

Percentage Calculator

Calculate percentages, increases and decreases.

Business

Markup Calculator

Calculate selling price from cost and markup %.

Business

Profit Margin Calculator

Work out gross profit and margin %.

Business

Food Cost Calculator

Food cost %, GP % and profit per dish.

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GP Calculator

Gross profit, GP % and markup % in one place.

Hospitality

Cocktail Margin Calculator

Pour cost, profit per serve and margin % for multi-spirit cocktails.

Hospitality

Event Profit Calculator

Revenue, costs, net profit and profit % for events.

Hospitality

Break-Even Calculator

How many units you need to sell to break even.

Hospitality

No Show Cost Calculator

Monthly and annual revenue lost to no-shows.

Hospitality

Recipe Yield & Portion Cost Calculator

Work out true portion cost after prep and cooking loss.

Hospitality

Menu Engineering Calculator

Classify dishes as Star, Ploughhorse, Puzzle or Dog.

Hospitality

Labour Cost per Cover Calculator

Labour % of sales, per cover and per trading hour.

Hospitality

Food Waste & Stock Loss Calculator

Waste %, projected annual cost and savings at your target.

Hospitality

Delivery Platform Profit Calculator

True profit per order after Deliveroo, Uber Eats and Just Eat fees.

Hospitality

Private Hire & Event Profit Calculator

Full P&L for weddings, corporate hire and private events.

Hospitality

Covers & Revenue Forecast Calculator

Forecast covers, sales and missed revenue from capacity and average spend.

Hospitality

Actual vs Theoretical GP Calculator

Compare actual and theoretical GP to uncover stock loss, waste and margin leakage.

Hospitality

Discount & Promotion Profit Calculator

See the real profit impact of discounts, offers and promotional campaigns.

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Who it’s for

Built for the people running UK hospitality

Every calculator is designed around real trade decisions — pricing a dish, costing a cocktail, checking a GP, forecasting an event.

Operators & founders

Sanity-check pricing, margins and viability before a shift, a new site or a menu launch.

General managers

Spot GP drift, price cocktails properly and forecast events without waiting on the accountant.

Chefs & bar managers

Recipe cost every dish and drink, then price it for the GP target the venue actually needs.

Accountants & consultants

Quick, defensible UK VAT and margin numbers to share with hospitality clients.

Why operators use Dumb Bambi

Instant answers

Every calculator updates as you type — perfect for a quick check on the pass or behind the bar.

UK-native maths

VAT rates, GP conventions and pounds sterling. Built the way UK hospitality operators actually work.

Save & share

Email results to yourself, print a summary or forward it to your accountant in one click.

Hospitality calculators, answered

Quick answers to what operators, managers and chefs ask us most.

Are the calculators really free?+

Yes. Every calculator on Dumb Bambi is free, works instantly and never asks you to sign up before showing results.

Who are these tools built for?+

UK hospitality operators — restaurants, bars, pubs, cafés, street food and event venues — plus the accountants and consultants who work with them.

What GP % should hospitality aim for?+

Food GP typically sits at 65–72%. Wet GP targets are around 70–75% on draught, 75–80% on wine and 80%+ on spirits and cocktails.

Can I save or share my results?+

Every calculator has an ‘Email me these results’ and a printable summary option so you can share numbers with your team or accountant.

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